Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Lord, Lord, Lord
Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
It used to take me
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain
I learned law
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen
The surest sign
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and H
If all else
If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith
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