Cheer up

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

There are three sides

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

Lord, Lord, Lord

Lord, lord, lord. Protect me from the consequences of the above prayer. ~Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

It used to take me

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. ~Mark Twain

I learned law

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. ~Fred Allen

Lead me not

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. ~Rita Mae Brown

The surest sign

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. ~Bill Watterson, Calvin and H

The ships hung

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ~Douglas Adams

Anybody can

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. ~George Ade

If all else

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error. ~John Kenneth Galbraith